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[assman]

Man: "Are you bored with man's best friend?"
Boy: "Sorry Fido were gonna have to drown you."
Man: "Why not try mans first cousin? At petsovernight.com we've got every
primate in stock from spider monkeys to gorillas. You'll love your
new best friend."
Boy: "Mommy, Jim-Jim bit me."
Mom: "Oh ya, you just bite him back then. Ok honey?"
Man: "PetsOvernight.com, delivering little bundles of love in box, directly
to your door."

 

[assman]

Narrator: He was a man of peace, living on a quiet farm in North Dakota.
Till one day all hell broke loose.

Male: Tim we need you.

Tim: I'm a man of peace, I'm done killing. I wanna raise a family.

Man: That's just it Tim, They've got your family.

Tim: Noooo!

Narrator: Jack Howitzer is Tim in Exploder. From the heart of America to
the jungles of Cambodia, follow one mans quest for peace.

Tim: Hoochi vet is that you?

Hoochi: Tim I know you come, just like old days we kill everybody.

Male: Tim they've got your wive!

Tim: But I'm not married!

Male: You are now to America.

Narrator: He went in to save his country, but found his family and lost
his friend. (Shot)

Tim: Hoochi!!!!

Hoochi: Tim don't leave me, you tought me baseball Tim, and how to laugh.

Tim: Nooo, he would have been a fine American. I'll cry when I'm done killing!

Narrator: Get your self a body bag, strap your self in, start making friends
the American way! Exploder: Evacuator Part 2. Rated PG may include patriotic
garbage.

 

[assman]

Fernando: Welcome back you're on Emotion, Con Amigo Fernando Martinez. (Song Continues) Stay with me stay
with Fernando. Por Favor, Mi amor, sialito, It's like Fernando say to his ex-wife. I love you please
don't leave. It is not what you think, I was bitten by a snake and the nice lady, she came to suck out
the poison. The story you see no work very well.

Female: The station for laughter and sorrow, heartbreak, and tears and those post therapy session blues.
Emotion 98.3

Fernando: Marvelous, I love that record. It grabs me by the crotch and shakes me around until I am not sure
if I am a man or a woman. Then I remember I am Fernando Martinez, Mister Fernando Martinez, and this is
Mister Mister with Broken Wings.

Baby, don't understand
Why we can't just hold on to each other's hands
This time might be the last I fear
Unless I make it all too clear
I need you so (oh)
Take these Broken Wings
And learn to fly again, learn to live so free
When we hear the voices sing
The book of love will open up and let us in
Take these Broken Wings

Baby, I think tonight
We can take what was wrong and make it right (mmm)
Baby, it's all I know
That you're half of the flesh and blood makes me whole
I need you so

So take these Broken Wings
And learn to fly again
Learn to live so free
When we hear the voices sing
The book of love will open up and let us in (ya ya, let us in, let us in)

Baby, that's all I know
That's you're half of the flesh and blood makes me whole (ya ya ya ya, ya ya)

So take these Broken Wings
And learn to fly again, learn to live so free
When we hear the voices sing
The book of love will open up and let us in

Take these Broken Wings
You got to learn to fly
Learn to live love so free
When we hear the voices sing
The book of love will open up for us and let us in (ya ya, ooh)

 

[assman]

This is Emotion breaking hearts and saving lives every hour of everyday. You
see I'm your doctor of love, Fernando Martinez except I do not go to medical school.
Fernando knows many languages but I mostly know the language of love. Some people call
the radio station and say "Fernando are you bilingual?" I said I try anything once.
Hope you are having a powerful day! Filled with love and passion and hot dirty action.
You know? Lets take a break. Don't go away please. I'm begging you.

 

[assman]

Cowboys ain't easy to love and they're harder to hold.
They'd rather give you a song than diamonds or gold.
Lonestar belt buckles and old faded levis,
And each night begins a new day.
If you don't understand him, an' he don't die young,
He'll probably just ride away.

Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys.
Don't let 'em pick guitars or drive them old trucks.
Let 'em be doctors and lawyers and such.
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys.
'Cause they'll never stay home and they're always alone.
Even with someone they love.

Cowboys like smokey old pool rooms and clear mountain mornings,
Little warm puppies and children and girls of the night.
Them that don't know him won't like him and them that do,
Sometimes won't know how to take him.
He ain't wrong, he's just different but his pride won't let him,
Do things to make you think he's right.

Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys.
Don't let 'em pick guitars or drive them old trucks.
Let 'em be doctors and lawyers and such.
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys.
'Cause they'll never stay home and they're always alone.
Even with someone they love.

 

[KennyII]

Spam ftw

 

[ch-gr]

http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=14931
huch ups da bin ich wohl aus Versehen auf ctrl+v gekommen. http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=14931
ups und nochmal hach ich schussel.

Lance ich tu es nur zu ungern, aber das könnte ernsthafte konsequenzen haben...

das soll jetzt keine drohung sein, aber kuck dir z.B. mal das hier an:

http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/6563/mailspam1bg.png

ich werd dich weiterhin im auge behalten... http://www.planet-smilies.de/ugly/ulgy_03.gif

:-o omg ass

 

[Pardyyyy-Lance]

http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=14931
huch ups da bin ich wohl aus Versehen auf ctrl+v gekommen. http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=14931
ups und nochmal hach ich schussel.

Lance ich tu es nur zu ungern, aber das könnte ernsthafte konsequenzen haben...

das soll jetzt keine drohung sein, aber kuck dir z.B. mal das hier an:

http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/6563/mailspam1bg.png

ich werd dich weiterhin im auge behalten... http://www.planet-smilies.de/ugly/ulgy_03.gif

omg der arme Pedaa.

 

[Pardyyyy-Lance]

A stoness throw from jerusalem
I walked a lonely mile in the moonlight
And though a million stars were shining
My heart was lost on a distant planet
That whirls around the april moon
Whirling in an arc of sadness
Im lost without you Im lost without you
Though all the kingdoms turn to sand
And fall into the sea
Im mad about you Im mad about you

And from the dark secluded valleys
I heard the ancient songs of sadness
But every step I thought of you
Every footstep only you
And every star a grain of sand
The leavings of a dried up ocean
Tell me, how much longer? how much longer?

They say a city in the desert lies
The vanity of an ancient king
But the city lies in broken pieces
Where the wind howls and the vultures sing
These are the works of man
This is the sun of our ambition
It would make a prison of my life
If you become anothers wife
With every prison blown to dust
My enemies walk free
Im mad about you Im mad about you

And I have never in my life
Felt more alone than I do now
Although I claim dominations over all I see
It means nothing to me
There are no victories
In all our histories, without love

A stones throw from jerusalem
A walked a lonely mile in the moonlight
And though a million stars were shining
My heart was lost on a distant planet
That whirls around the april moon
Whirling in an arc of sadness
Im lost without you Im lost without you
And though you hold the keys to ruin
Of everything I see
With every prison blown to dust,
My enemies walk free
Though all the kingdoms turn to sand
And fall into the sea
Im mad about you Im mad about you

Sting - Mad About You

 

[Pardyyyy-Lance]

Ich möchte diesen Teppich nicht kaufen

Dann hör auf darum zu feilschen!

 

[Pardyyyy-Lance]

Kid: "Mom, there's a package for you."
Mom: "But I didn't order anything! What's this? How sweet..."
Puppy: "Woof woof woof!"
Mom: "Gee whilikers...it's a puppy!"
Male Voice: "Everybody loves a puppy! And now you can ship one anywhere,
just by logging on to petsovernight.com
Petsovernight.com...delivering little bundles of love, in a
box...directly to your door."
Puppy: "Woof!"

GTA 3
http://www.petsovernight.com/

 

[Pardyyyy-Lance]

http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=14931
huch ups da bin ich wohl aus Versehen auf ctrl+v gekommen. http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=14931
ups und nochmal hach ich schussel.

Lance ich tu es nur zu ungern, aber das könnte ernsthafte konsequenzen haben...

das soll jetzt keine drohung sein, aber kuck dir z.B. mal das hier an:

http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/6563/mailspam1bg.png

ich werd dich weiterhin im auge behalten... http://www.planet-smilies.de/ugly/ulgy_03.gif

http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=14931
http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=14931
http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=14931
http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=14931
http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=14931

 

[assman]

http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=14931
huch ups da bin ich wohl aus Versehen auf ctrl+v gekommen. http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=14931
ups und nochmal hach ich schussel.

Lance ich tu es nur zu ungern, aber das könnte ernsthafte konsequenzen haben...

das soll jetzt keine drohung sein, aber kuck dir z.B. mal das hier an:

http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/6563/mailspam1bg.png

ich werd dich weiterhin im auge behalten... http://www.planet-smilies.de/ugly/ulgy_03.gif

omg der arme Pedaa.

tja, er hat es ja so gewollt....

 

[assman]

A stone...Im mad about you

Sting - Mad About You

Rischtiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisch

 

[assman]

Ich möchte diesen Teppich nicht kaufen

Dann hör auf darum zu feilschen!

Wolle rose kaufen? @->-

 

[assman]

Kid: "Mom, there's a package for you."
Mom: "But I didn't order anything! What's this? How sweet..."
Puppy: "Woof woof woof!"
Mom: "Gee whilikers...it's a puppy!"
Male Voice: "Everybody loves a puppy! And now you can ship one anywhere,
just by logging on to petsovernight.com
Petsovernight.com...delivering little bundles of love, in a
box...directly to your door."
Puppy: "Woof!"

GTA 3
http://www.petsovernight.com/

Du weißt ja dass ich deine adresse hab...
Also wenn du auf einmal ein großes paket erhällst...

 

[assman]

http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=14931
huch ups da bin ich wohl aus Versehen auf ctrl+v gekommen. http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=14931
ups und nochmal hach ich schussel.

Lance ich tu es nur zu ungern, aber das könnte ernsthafte konsequenzen haben...

das soll jetzt keine drohung sein, aber kuck dir z.B. mal das hier an:

http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/6563/mailspam1bg.png

ich werd dich weiterhin im auge behalten... http://www.planet-smilies.de/ugly/ulgy_03.gif

http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=14931
http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=14931
http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=14931
http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=14931
http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=14931

Ok na gut...

 

[Pardyyyy-Lance]

Ich möchte diesen Teppich nicht kaufen

Dann hör auf darum zu feilschen!

Wolle rose kaufen? @->-

NEIN!!!11

 

[Pardyyyy-Lance]

A stone...Im mad about you

Sting - Mad About You

Rischtiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisch

türlich rischtisch.

 

[haloalien]

hi assman, wie gehts bei die stämme, alles klar?