assman am 11.08.2005 20:51 schrieb:
assman am 11.08.2005 20:48 schrieb:
FRENCH GUARDS: [whispering]
C'est un lapin, lapin de bois. Quoi? Un cadeau. What? A present. Oh, un cadeau. Oui, oui. Hurry. What? Let's go. Oh. On y va. Bon magne. Over here...
ARTHUR:
Old crone!
[rewr!]
[music stops]
Is there anywhere in this town where we could buy a shrubbery?
[dramatic chord]
OLD CRONE:
Who sent you?
ARTHUR:
The Knights Who Say 'Ni'.
CRONE:
Aggh! No! Never! We have no shrubberies here.
ARTHUR:
If you do not tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friend and I will say... we will say... 'ni'.
CRONE:
Agh! Do your worst!
ARTHUR:
Very well! If you will not assist us voluntarily,... ni!
CRONE:
No! Never! No shrubberies!
ARTHUR:
Ni!
CRONE:
[cough]
BEDEVERE:
Nu!
ARTHUR:
No, no, no, no, i--
BEDEVERE:
Nu!
ARTHUR:
No, it's not that. It's 'ni'.
BEDEVERE:
Nu!
ARTHUR:
No, no. 'Ni'. You're not doing it properly. No.
BEDEVERE:
Ni!
ARTHUR and BEDEVERE:
Ni!
ARTHUR:
That's it. That's it. You've got it.
ARTHUR and BEDEVERE:
Ni!
CRONE:
Ohh!
BEDEVERE:
Ni!
ARTHUR:
Ni!
CRONE:
Agh!
BEDEVERE:
Ni!
ARTHUR:
Ni!
BEDEVERE:
Ni!
ARTHUR:
Ni!
BEDEVERE:
Ni!
ROGER THE SHRUBBER:
Are you saying 'ni' to that old woman?
ARTHUR:
Erm,... yes.
ROGER:
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'ni' at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.
ARTHUR:
Did you say 'shrubberies'?
ROGER:
Yes. Shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is 'Roger the Shrubber'. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.
BEDEVERE:
Ni!
ARTHUR:
No! No, no, no! No!