Guybrush Threepwood:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Woodchuck:
A woodchuck could chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck couldn't
chuck wood.
Guybrush Threepwood:
But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what
amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?
Woodchuck:
Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood, and even if a woodchuck would
chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?
Guybrush Threepwood:
A woodchuck should chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a
woodchuck would chuck wood.
Woodchuck:
Oh, shut up!