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Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled.

So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now."

"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
 
MrKillingspree am 16.05.2006 21:59 schrieb:
Sc4rFace am 16.05.2006 21:58 schrieb:
MrKillingspree am 16.05.2006 21:57 schrieb:
Sc4rFace am 16.05.2006 21:55 schrieb:
MrKillingspree am 16.05.2006 21:53 schrieb:
oder er is noch mehr erkältet als gestern sodass ihm das hier alles etwas zu schnell geht
vielleicht hat er vergessen die bullet-time auszuschalten. sowas kann zur überhitzung der matrix führen >:|
diesen fehler sollte man tunlichst vermeiden
wir können es ja auf pedaa schieben
gute idee, der is sowieso nicht ganz ausgelastet hier
zur strafe schicken wir ihn in die zeit als man feuer noch mit benzin löschte
 
angrimm am 16.05.2006 22:00 schrieb:
Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled.

So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now."

"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
mit diesem sinnlosen beitrag hast du dir keinen gefallen getan
 
Sc4rFace am 16.05.2006 22:00 schrieb:
MrKillingspree am 16.05.2006 21:59 schrieb:
Sc4rFace am 16.05.2006 21:58 schrieb:
MrKillingspree am 16.05.2006 21:57 schrieb:
Sc4rFace am 16.05.2006 21:55 schrieb:
MrKillingspree am 16.05.2006 21:53 schrieb:
oder er is noch mehr erkältet als gestern sodass ihm das hier alles etwas zu schnell geht
vielleicht hat er vergessen die bullet-time auszuschalten. sowas kann zur überhitzung der matrix führen >:|
diesen fehler sollte man tunlichst vermeiden
wir können es ja auf pedaa schieben
gute idee, der is sowieso nicht ganz ausgelastet hier
zur strafe schicken wir ihn in die zeit als man feuer noch mit benzin löschte
und die glut muss er mit gummistiefeln aus holz überqueren
 
es ist 22:01 und ich finde, dass wir gute arbeit leisten. mit dieser attacke werden wir endlich gerechtigkeit erzwingen. die schließung des threads
 
Sc4rFace am 16.05.2006 22:03 schrieb:
es ist 22:01 und ich finde, dass wir gute arbeit leisten. mit dieser attacke werden wir endlich gerechtigkeit erzwingen. die schließung des threads

und dann machen wir bei den anderen weiter %)
 
Sc4rFace am 16.05.2006 22:01 schrieb:
angrimm am 16.05.2006 22:00 schrieb:
Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled.

So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now."

"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
mit diesem sinnlosen beitrag hast du dir keinen gefallen getan

Jim and Mary were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sunk to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.

When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you
saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."


Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."
 
scar, mir ist nicht entgangen dass dir all the things i hate gefällt, kannsst du dich da noch an ein bestimmtes ereignis im chat vor ca 3 monaten erinnern? :B
 
angrimm am 16.05.2006 22:05 schrieb:
Sc4rFace am 16.05.2006 22:01 schrieb:
angrimm am 16.05.2006 22:00 schrieb:
Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled.

So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now."

"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
mit diesem sinnlosen beitrag hast du dir keinen gefallen getan

Jim and Mary were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sunk to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.

When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you
saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."


Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."
ich plädiere für deine sperrung.
 
Sc4rFace am 16.05.2006 22:06 schrieb:
MrKillingspree am 16.05.2006 22:06 schrieb:
scar, mir ist nicht entgangen dass dir all the things i hate gefällt, kannsst du dich da noch an ein bestimmtes ereignis im chat vor ca 3 monaten erinnern? :B
:confused:
dachte ich mir
wie dir sicher entgangen ist hab ich das bfmv album bereits seit dezember zuhause, und eines schönen abends dachte ich mir dass die band dir und pedaa eventuell gefallen könnte und hab her voice resides in rapidshare hochgeladen, aber damals ist euer urteil nicht sonderlich positiv dazu ausgefallen, vermutlich wegen dem hintergedanken dass es nur so geschruppe von mir sei
 
Sc4rFace am 16.05.2006 22:07 schrieb:
angrimm am 16.05.2006 22:05 schrieb:
Sc4rFace am 16.05.2006 22:01 schrieb:
Jim and Mary were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sunk to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.

When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you
saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."


Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."
ich plädiere für deine sperrung.

weil du die witze nicht verstehst????

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
 
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