buh buh bähBurnerX am 16.05.2006 21:57 schrieb:yeah baby yeah
buh buh bähBurnerX am 16.05.2006 21:57 schrieb:yeah baby yeah
zur strafe schicken wir ihn in die zeit als man feuer noch mit benzin löschteMrKillingspree am 16.05.2006 21:59 schrieb:gute idee, der is sowieso nicht ganz ausgelastet hierSc4rFace am 16.05.2006 21:58 schrieb:wir können es ja auf pedaa schiebenMrKillingspree am 16.05.2006 21:57 schrieb:diesen fehler sollte man tunlichst vermeidenSc4rFace am 16.05.2006 21:55 schrieb:vielleicht hat er vergessen die bullet-time auszuschalten. sowas kann zur überhitzung der matrix führenMrKillingspree am 16.05.2006 21:53 schrieb:oder er is noch mehr erkältet als gestern sodass ihm das hier alles etwas zu schnell geht
mit diesem sinnlosen beitrag hast du dir keinen gefallen getanangrimm am 16.05.2006 22:00 schrieb:Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled.
So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now."
"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
und die glut muss er mit gummistiefeln aus holz überquerenSc4rFace am 16.05.2006 22:00 schrieb:zur strafe schicken wir ihn in die zeit als man feuer noch mit benzin löschteMrKillingspree am 16.05.2006 21:59 schrieb:gute idee, der is sowieso nicht ganz ausgelastet hierSc4rFace am 16.05.2006 21:58 schrieb:wir können es ja auf pedaa schiebenMrKillingspree am 16.05.2006 21:57 schrieb:diesen fehler sollte man tunlichst vermeidenSc4rFace am 16.05.2006 21:55 schrieb:vielleicht hat er vergessen die bullet-time auszuschalten. sowas kann zur überhitzung der matrix führenMrKillingspree am 16.05.2006 21:53 schrieb:oder er is noch mehr erkältet als gestern sodass ihm das hier alles etwas zu schnell geht
was? war ich so schlecht? :-oSc4rFace am 16.05.2006 21:59 schrieb:buh buh bähBurnerX am 16.05.2006 21:57 schrieb:yeah baby yeah
Sc4rFace am 16.05.2006 22:03 schrieb:es ist 22:01 und ich finde, dass wir gute arbeit leisten. mit dieser attacke werden wir endlich gerechtigkeit erzwingen. die schließung des threads
Sc4rFace am 16.05.2006 22:01 schrieb:mit diesem sinnlosen beitrag hast du dir keinen gefallen getanangrimm am 16.05.2006 22:00 schrieb:Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled.
So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now."
"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
nöMrKillingspree am 16.05.2006 22:06 schrieb:scar, mir ist nicht entgangen dass dir all the things i hate gefällt, kannsst du dich da noch an ein bestimmtes ereignis im chat vor ca 3 monaten erinnern?
ich plädiere für deine sperrung.angrimm am 16.05.2006 22:05 schrieb:Sc4rFace am 16.05.2006 22:01 schrieb:mit diesem sinnlosen beitrag hast du dir keinen gefallen getanangrimm am 16.05.2006 22:00 schrieb:Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled.
So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now."
"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
Jim and Mary were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sunk to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.
When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you
saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."
das kann und werde ich akzeptierenBurnerX am 16.05.2006 22:07 schrieb:so haut ma rein ..muss off
Sc4rFace am 16.05.2006 22:08 schrieb:das kann und werde ich akzeptierenBurnerX am 16.05.2006 22:07 schrieb:so haut ma rein ..muss off
dachte ich mirSc4rFace am 16.05.2006 22:06 schrieb:nöMrKillingspree am 16.05.2006 22:06 schrieb:scar, mir ist nicht entgangen dass dir all the things i hate gefällt, kannsst du dich da noch an ein bestimmtes ereignis im chat vor ca 3 monaten erinnern?
Sc4rFace am 16.05.2006 22:07 schrieb:angrimm am 16.05.2006 22:05 schrieb:ich plädiere für deine sperrung.Sc4rFace am 16.05.2006 22:01 schrieb:Jim and Mary were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sunk to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.
When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you
saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."
weil du die witze nicht verstehst????
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
lolSc4rFace am 16.05.2006 22:08 schrieb:das kann und werde ich akzeptierenBurnerX am 16.05.2006 22:07 schrieb:so haut ma rein ..muss off