Hikaru am 26.11.2005 21:46 schrieb:
GreedyBastard am 26.11.2005 13:13 schrieb:
Der Tod hat sich aber mit "special cases" rumzuschlagen
Ich hoffe, alle kennen Conker's BFD.
Hä nein versteh ich nicht, erklär mal was es mit diesem "Conker-Schwanz auf sich hat?
:Conker is laying in the middle of the floor as this big shadow grows nearer::
Gregg (In deap voice): Conker. Conker! Conker!! Yes, you boy. You’re dead. You are dead! Dead as a Dodo.
Deader than a...
*Gregg walks out holding megaphone as the megaphone stops working properly*
Gregg: I can’t be arsed with this bloody ridiculous contraption. Whose idea was this anyway? Right. Hello. Um,
my name’s Gregg, the Grim Reaper and don’t laugh!
Conker: Aren’t you a little short to be a grim reaper?
Gregg: Well, how many grim reapers have you met before mate? What am I supposed to look like?
Conker: Yeah. Good point and well made.
Gregg: Now. Let’s see...
*Scroll appears in front of Gregg*
Gregg: Ah. Yes. Conker... surname?
Conker: The squirrel.
Gregg: The squirrel...the..
*Scroll vanishes*
Gregg:
Oh bloody hell you would have to be a sodding squirrel wouldn’t you
Conker: Why, is there a problem with that?
Gregg: Well, yes there is, actually. It’s like those bloody cats. Such a pain in the arse. You’re one of these "special cases."
Conker: Oh really.
Gregg: Yes. Apparently according to the powers that be...I’m just doing my job. I do what I’m told. I don’t even get paid very much.
Apparently, squirrels can have as many lives as they think they can get away with.
Conker: Oh. I see. So, I’m not dead.
Gregg: You’re dead...but not...quite...
Conker: Huh. Right. Well, uh, I’ll be off then.
*Conker starts to walk off*
Gregg: JUST YOU WAIT!
*Greg brings his scyth down in front of Conker’s path*
Gregg: Smart arse. You don’t get out of it that easily. Now. The thing is, you may not be dead, but that doesn’t
mean you can’t die. You just have a few more....shall we say...chances. Yes. Like cats. I hate those things!
Distributed around your little world are these tail things.
Squirrels’ tails. If you can get them, I’ll give you an extrachance. Understand?
Conker: Um..well, sounds a bit strange, but okay.
Gregg: STRANGE? It’s the best bloody deal you’re going to get you little prick. Right. That’s it. Piss off. I’ve got
some cats to see.
*Greg walks off murmuring*
Gregg (murmuring): Bloody things. I hate those bloody cats. They way they meow and they piss everywhere,
and their shit smells just bloody awful, all over my furniture...
Jetzt verstanden ?